I Was Interviewing at an Asylum When I Saw Someone Fly on a Sword

As soon as Song Shi transmigrates to a parallel world, he becomes the acting director of a mental hospital.

Every one of the patients is a real character.

"Song Shi, I've figured it out. Refining corpses is wrong. We should be refining stones!"

"Song Shi, chop me below the waist. I want to temper my **!"

"Song Shi, this isn't a fat cat. It's a Devourer Beast! It's insanely powerful!"

Song Shi leads them all onto the path of cultivation.

At the peak of immortality, I stand proud above the world. With me, there is heaven!

When yin and yang are thrown into chaos, my demonic blood will dye the sky!

"Sword, come!"

Everyone is dumbfounded. What is going on? The mental patients of the Nine Provinces are all immortals!

The former director comes home: "I asked you to run the mental hospital, not teach them to cultivate immortality!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.