What's It Like to Have a Trouble-Making Sister-in-Law?

"Brother-in-law, what's the difference between King Kong and Wolverine?"

"I don't really know. King Kong and Wolverine are probably pretty much the same."

"King Kong's a gorilla, and Wolverine's a wolf. If you can't even tell those apart, how can you tell me and my sister apart when we're twins?"

"Your sister has a mole over her heart."

"My sister's mole is right in the middle of her chest. How do you know that? Have you been fooling around with her? You definitely have! I knew it, you scumbag!"

"What are you doing? I'm your brother-in-law!"

"Oh, right. Wait, how do you know I don't have one? You, you... scumbag!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.