I, the Great Luo Sword Lord, Join the Chat Group!

After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Chu Xun becomes the first extraordinary genius to rise in the cultivation world after the Calamity of Investiture of the Gods.

The Jade Emperor Haotian ignores the shameless Western Buddhists claiming everyone is "destined to join us" and personally invites Chu Xun to join the Celestial Court. He establishes a Great Luo Sword Palace for him beside the Queen Mother's Peach Garden. Chu Xun's status is second only to the Six Imperials, placing him alongside the Five Elders of the Five Directions, yet free of any official duties.

For a time, Chu Xun is unrivaled throughout the Three Realms. But just as he is basking in his success and looking forward to a carefree life, an all-world chat group invites him...

Chu Xun chuckles. "I've lived for two thousand years, just moved house, and now I'm in the Celestial Court, a revered deity."

I'm So Naive: "Welcome, big shot! I'm in a tomb, and I'm scared stiff."

Dashing Little Yi: "What, you're a Great Luo Immortal? We've met before, right? Do you need... an accessory?"

Two Sad Flowers: "There's no hope of immortality. My mother has returned to the Netherworld. Please, big shot, help me!"

Tuo Ni Doesn't Want to Be the Richest Man: "Whoa! New big shot, can I follow you?"

Saintess Yaoguang: "Big shot, need a human hot-water bottle? The kind that warms your bed!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.