Girl, This Guy Is so Polite!

A down-and-out scholar travels to another world and awakens to the teaching system! The first lesson of school is to learn 26 letters. The second lesson of school begins, reciting the multiplication tables! The third lesson of the school year is life education. … That day, the down-and-out scholar was pulled by his students and asked: "Sir, why are there so many female students in the school who are my master's wives? The students don't know, so they forgot to answer their questions." The down-and-out scholar smiled slightly and said: "That's because women are like fierce tigers, and you can't control them. As a teacher, I feed the tiger with my body and protect you." With tears in his eyes, the student was moved and said: "Sir, you are so righteous. My admiration for you is like a torrential river, which is continuous, and like the Yellow River, which is overflowing and can't be controlled." The student added: "The student has a sister in his family who is like a fierce tiger. The student is willing to introduce her to his husband and ask for his discipline." The down-and-out scholar smiled slightly and said, "Good!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.