I Talked Qin Shi Huang into Fighting Alexander the Great

Jiang Ge's car mutates. He hits the gas and drives straight into the Great Qin dynasty.

With a bucket of instant noodles and a bottle of baijiu, Jiang Ge becomes Qin Shi Huang's sworn brother.

"My worthy younger brother, do I deserve the title of the greatest emperor in history?"

"Brother Ying, you're a long way off." Jiang Ge unfolds a world map. "This is the Maurya Empire, this is the Persian Empire, and over here is Macedon. There's a guy named Alexander who's been itching to pick a fight with you."

Ying Zheng is thrilled. "I shall conquer them!"

"Who wouldn't want that? Nobody can resist a Great Wall in European style!"

"Meng Tian, take command! March west!"

"Meng Tian, you just dig the trenches. I'll handle the rest." Jiang Ge grins. "I'm going to round up some people."

Jiang Ge starts recruiting figures from every dynasty: Xiang Yu, Lu Bu, Guan Yu, Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, the heroes of Liangshan, the Yang family generals...

You Anglo-Saxon bastards, tremble!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.