Science: This Guy and I Have Nothing to Do with Each Other

Zhong Wenxing awakened a System that rewarded him for outrageous stunts. His first reward was a pseudo-void engine. As long as he could make his explanation sound plausible, there was a chance it would come true. So he stepped on his left foot with his right and flew into the sky in class. By rapidly stomping on the air, he pulled off the Six Powers of the Navy. He rode a skateboard off a thirty-story building, rolled to break his fall, and landed without a scratch. The reason guns can't fire is that they have no bullets. With a single bullet loaded in his pistol, he used it like a Gatling gun.

He founded the Church of Science, believing that science was the only true power. He kept spouting outrageous lines and pulling off ridiculous stunts, all to tell everyone they had to believe in science, because only science could make them stronger.

Science: Don't blame everything on me. I have nothing to do with this guy. I curse your ancestors for eight generations.

Newton: If I still had a coffin lid, I'd burst right through it and slap him twice across the face.

This book is also called As Long as I Say Something Outrageous, I Get Rewards and Outrageous Stunts...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.