My Phone Has Come to Life

"Quick, think of a title for me!"

"The three-year pact is up. The Asura returns, done with holding back!"

"..."

"Sexy grandpa livestreams his cultivation!"

"..."

"Aren't these all videos you've liked?"

"Something more normal!"

"Cultivating from Foundation Establishment, Level 55"

"?"

"The phone has come to life!"

"!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.