Becoming Zhang San, I Went to Buy Melons and Killed Zhang Yuge

From the start, he becomes Zhang Sa and goes to buy melons from Zhang Yuge's stall.

Zhang Sa: "Boss, how much is a catty of your melons?"

Zhang Yuge: "Two taels of silver per catty."

Zhang Sa: "Is the rind made of gold, or are the seeds made of gold?"

Zhang Yuge: "Look around, where can you find melons these days? These are melons from the immortal greenhouse. You think they're expensive? I think so too!"

Zhang Sa: "Pick one out for me!"

"Sure!" Hearing that Zhang Sa wanted to buy a melon, Zhang Yuge immediately smiled with satisfaction.

He turned around, picked up a watermelon, and lightly tapped it. It made a crisp "thump, thump" sound. He asked Zhang Sa, "How about this one?"

"Is this melon ripe?" Zhang Sa asked casually, leaning on the wooden pole of the melon stall.

Zhang Yuge's mouth curled into a sneer. He replied disdainfully, "I run a fruit stall. Would I sell you an unripe melon?"

Who could have guessed that Zhang Yuge really was selling unripe melons? Zhang San flew into a rage...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.