Professor Du, What Do You Think of This Influencer's Grave?

Live Archaeology: Professor Du, What Do You Make of This Influencer's Tomb?

Du Yuan becomes an archaeology streamer in a parallel world, only to discover that its civilization has a five-thousand-year gap compared to Earth's. So he, an archaeology student, finds himself answering questions like:

"Professor Du, why is there a One Piece Zoro figurine in this otaku's tomb?"

Du Yuan: "Oh, that's a statue of a warrior drawing his sword. He must have been the tomb owner's samurai."

"And what about this one wearing a * hat? Is it Luffy?"

Du Yuan: "That's a statue of a farmer wearing a * hat. He must have worked for the tomb owner."

"What about this milk tea cup?"

Du Yuan: "Nonsense! It's a human-headed, patterned, light-transmitting resin cauldron. What's inside is milk tea relics, as precious as pearls and priceless."

"Professor Du, what do you make of that influencer's tomb?"

Du Yuan: "According to our research, influencers are a type of alien silicon-based life-form. Don't believe me? Look, the tomb owner has two lumps of silicone gel on their chest."

And so there are tombs of enslaved Catfolk, veteran drivers, and pet-waste scoopers...

Tombs of wealthy young ladies and top scorers from Zu'an...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.