You Were Asked to Host, but You Made Millions of Foreigners Cry During the Exam

Modu Television planned to make use of these foreign guests by filming a Chinese-language show featuring foreign contestants only. It would include Chinese listening comprehension, brainteasers, and riddles, helping to boost the channel's recent drop in traffic while also showcasing the charm of the Chinese language.

Mike, a contestant from Eagle Sauce Country, even started celebrating with the audience behind him.

"Xiaohong said, 'Xiaoming, your eyelashes are so pretty. Are they real?'"

"Xiaoming said, 'No.'"

"Xiaohong said, 'Really?'"

"Xiaoming said, 'Yes.'"

Mike groaned, "Fuck! My first answer was right."

The other four contestants on stage laughed and cried at the same time. Was it really that simple? Had they all just overthought it?

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