Online Game: Don't Disturb Me While I Farm

Farmers plant the land, and farmers are born to farm.

Young hero, want to draw a card?

No? Let me take a look. Oh, so you're the Six-Eared Macaque.

There's a Ruyi Jingu Bang in the card pool, you know.

Wait, stay here and play for a bit. Zeus's descendants are back to trample my fields.

I only borrowed his ancestor's lousy thunderbolt to put in the card pool. Why's he so mad?

The world rests in the palm of my hand, cataloguing all the rare wonders under heaven.

Yin and yang fire dance at my fingertips, commanding the living beings of myriad worlds.

Anything I, Lin Yu, take a liking to is borrowed, never stolen.

Want it back? Come draw a card.

Ten draws for the price of nine. What a bargain!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.