My Email Inbox Mutated, and the Messages Come from Novel Villains!

What should you do when a novel's villain emails you for help?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yi's email account mutates, allowing him to receive pleas for help from villains in all kinds of novels!

Urban novel villain: "Big shot, save me! When that guy surnamed Ye pursues the campus belle, he's called charming. When I pursue her, I get destroyed by him? If you can save me, I'll offer you a hundred million!"

Cultivation novel villain: "Sigh, I'm cultivating on my own turf, so why am I still getting beaten up by that guy surnamed Xiao?"

"If you can help me, I'll offer you a thousand years of my lifespan!"

Female-audience novel villain: "I'm obviously prettier than that woman surnamed Su. When she takes revenge, it's called righting a wrong. When I take revenge, I'm accused of being evil through and through?"

"If you can help me, I'll offer..."

Jiang Yi: "So I'm the real big villain after all?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.