Me! The Eight-Hundred-Year-Old Godslayer, Tearfully Returning to the Peak

Q: I worked my tail off as a grind-crazed overachiever, transmigrated through a leap gate to this place, and now I have to start from nothing as an assassin's apprentice. Doesn't that make me a beggar on my knees?

A: Crossing a rift is going to beg. Plenty of people want to, but they don't have the chance.

Q: Let me ask you this: why did I become a demonic killer? My legs just don't work right. I can't kneel.

A: So you want to make money standing up. That's not going to happen.

Q: Can this Illusory Heaven Mirror make money?

A: Yes, on Earth.

Q: Can this Assassin System make money?

A: Yes, on your knees.

Q: What if I combine this with that? Can I make money standing up?

A: May I ask who you are, cloaked big brother?

A: I am a practitioner of both Blood and Flame, an eight-hundred-year-old demonic grandmaster, a mighty figure in the top ten of the Demon-Slaying List who was marked for execution, the holder of the Assassin System, and the man known as the Blood Demon Su Yan.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.