Nuclear Blast: Gatling Guns from the Start, Raining Dumplings Across the Land

"An extraterrestrial soul has been detected. Interstellar Transmigration Company at your service!"

"Analyzing data..."

"Extraterrestrial soul identified as originating from Earth. Initializing..."

"Nuclear Blast System activated. Loading Earth's arsenal!"

"Arsenal data loaded. Based on the power system of your destination, the arsenal has been automatically upgraded!"

"Upgraded weapons can pierce armor, shatter shields, break through spiritual defenses, and destroy souls."

"We wish you a pleasant stay. Interstellar Transmigration Company is at your service!"

"Mom, look! Dumplings are falling from the sky!"

"Those aren't dumplings. They're immortals!"

"What happened to the immortals?"

"They got blasted to pieces!"

Lin Bufan: Bring me my Italian cannon!

Lingyun Sect: Young Sect Master, it won't do any damage!

Lin Bufan: It won't? Get the cruise missiles ready!

Liufeng Sect: Sect Master, this is bad! Our protective formation has been bombed!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.