A Funeral Song! I Send the Campus Belle Off on the Spot

System Notice: This book is pretty wild. Parental supervision is recommended while reading!

Chen Yuyuan, an erudite young writer, accidentally gets under the skin of a keyboard warrior in his comments section during a battle of wits.

The other party angrily challenges him to a fight.

After they exchange addresses and meet up, he discovers that the other person is actually the campus belle!

After a bit of back-and-forth, the campus belle storms off.

She even threatens to publish a denunciation and rally readers to send him razor blades!

Just then, the Guide System awakens!

Recommendation: Prepare a grand confession within three hours to unsettle her and throw her off her rhythm!

So that night, a funeral procession song blares beneath the campus belle's apartment building!

Chen Yuyuan: "System, was that shocking enough?"

System: "I told you to confess! I didn't tell you to send her off to the afterlife!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.