Tathagata, Don't Run! I Really Don't Eat You

The sun blinks at me~ The birds sing to me~ I am a little fairy who works hard and is not clingy~ Monks traveling from north to south "Hmm, go, go, go... Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountain and catch a monk for dinner!" Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang~ Seeing him banging the gong and walking down the mountain, looking like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, Huang Niujing was very puzzled. "Isn't this guy a fool? That's all. If you don't listen to advice, you can't blame me." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.