Urban: I Can't Hide My Identity Anymore, and We Break Up from the Start

A five-clawed golden dragon slowly swims past the International Space Station.

A temple on a mountain shines with golden light. A monk breaks through the tribulation, with twenty-four lotus blossoms above his head.

A short, sharp-featured figure leaps out from among the mountains, dressed in golden armor. In a single shot, he travels a hundred and eight thousand li.

An exceptionally huge pig in a pigsty transforms into a handsome man, snatches the farmer's rake, and strides away.

A black-backed dog is always flirting all over the internet. It turns out he's a real playboy.

A young man floats above a mountain and slaps his palm against the ground. A Daoist palace springs up, instantly transforming the place into an immortal's blessed land.

"Today, I'm opening a Daoist sanctuary. Anyone with determination and perseverance may join my sect!"

The Great Wilderness of the Universe

"Venerable One! That place we sealed away is rising again!"

As the monsters invading through a tear in space poke their heads through, a huge club comes flying straight at them.

Before the space gate can even close, they flee in panic.

In the end, they leave behind a single cry:

"Run!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.