Legend of the Jinx: I'm the Spokesperson for Bad Luck

Wu Haoyun was born under the star of misfortune.

His inborn bad luck

kept him from accomplishing anything.

He also had a jinxing tongue.

You splashed water all over me with your car?

I hope you fall into a huge puddle!

The fruit you sold me was short by weight?

I hope the city inspectors catch you!

You dare call me a penniless loser?

I hope you go bankrupt!

Daring to show off your romance in front of me?

I hope you two get cuckolded!

My jinxing tongue only makes bad things come true?

Then I'll say the opposite:

"There's no way I won't win the lottery!"

"Wow, it actually worked..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.