Crazy? You Call This the League of Legends Games

In a parallel world, the first League of Legends Games opens. The commentator is an elemental dragon, the referee is a blind guy, and the music is a pentakill rock band? Swimming event, contestants Xiaoyuren, Tam, Lulu, Airplane... In the track and field event, contestants Lilia, Centaur, Thain, Juggernaut, Ryze... In the shooting event, contestants Divinator, Teemo, Kai'Sa, Draven, Jinx, Bomberman... So. "In the basketball game, Nuo Shou dunked the rim!" "The blind referee is warming up during the football match!" "In the boxing match, Jinfu brutally tortured the four sisters Raven, Sword Girl, Sword Girl, and Qinggangying!" Soldiers: "Are you crazy? You call this the League of Legends Games?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.