The Monkey Wreaks Havoc in Heaven, but I'm Really Not His Master!

Zhang Lang transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became its greatest villain!

How could that possibly work? The waters in Journey to the West were deep. He could easily be schemed against and killed!

Fortunately, he awakened the Divine Merchant System. He could grow stronger by selling cultivation techniques!

That was amazing. He could get stronger just by sitting around!

Zhang Lang was thrilled.

For his first stop, he went to Flower-Fruit Mountain. There he met the Stone Monkey, who happened to be setting out to sea in search of an immortal and the Dao. Mistaking Zhang Lang for an immortal, the monkey insisted on becoming his disciple and learning his arts.

That was exactly what Zhang Lang wanted!

He stole the disciple Bodhi had already picked out!

He tricked the Stone Monkey into exchanging his merit from repairing the heavens for the combat technique Nine Revolutions Heavenly Art!

For his second stop, he went to the Women's Kingdom, where the Queen of Xiliang traded the Mother-Child River for the Empress Swallowing Heaven Art!

For his third stop, he gave the Rebirth Art to a dying golden canary. From then on, a great demon sage of the Northern Sea rose to power atop a mountain of corpses!

For his fourth stop...

Then one day, the monkey stormed the Heavenly Palace, overturned the Hall of Miraculous Mists, and declared himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. Later, Tathagata chased him all the way back to Flower-Fruit Mountain.

"Master, help me!"

"Don't get the wrong idea. I'm really not his master!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.