Professional Repairs for Submarines, Aircraft Carriers, and Fighter Jets

A beat-up Wuling Hongguang appears on the streets and alleyways of Donghai City.

A loudspeaker on its roof plays a catchy advertisement on repeat.

"Our company specializes in repairing all kinds of nuclear submarines, refurbishing, polishing, and waxing nuclear warheads, buying used aircraft carriers, cleaning oil tanks, and maintaining space shuttles, including replacing all three filters. We also handle high-altitude jobs: washing satellites and dusting space stations. Wholesale J-10s, F-22s, F-35s, and B-2s, with discounts for bulk orders! Invoices available! We're now taking advance orders for J-20s and J-30s. Delivery within three months, with two years of maintenance included, plus a rearview mirror for your plane and some delightful little bonus gifts: keychains, lighters..."

The ad was so outrageous that it quickly caught the attention of countless internet users and went viral across social media.

Just as people all across the country assumed it was a prank,

a fully armed special forces unit arrived and surrounded the beat-up Wuling Hongguang with fighter jets and tanks!

Navy Commander: "Master Ye, will you take on the job of repairing an aircraft carrier's nuclear reactor?"

Ye Ming: "Sure! But this thing's a tough repair, so it'll cost extra!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.