From the Start, I Take Over Ding Yuan's Body and Throw Lu Bu in Jail

Wang Xuan, an ordinary third-year college student, transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms period after accidentally eating poisonous red mushrooms. He becomes Ding Yuan, Lu Bu's first adoptive father. Just as Wang Xuan fears Lu Bu will kill him, he unlocks a System that lets him steal attribute points, and from then on begins a life of cheating his way to the top.

Zhang Liao: Lord, we have a problem! Cao Cao's wife has donned armor and gone to personally lead the expedition against Liu Bei!

Wang Xuan: What's there to panic about? My wife and I just had a little disagreement. Once she cools off in a few days, she'll come back.

Zhang Liao: But she took 500,000 elite soldiers with her!

Wang Xuan: What?! Bring her back at once! No, forget that. I'll go bring her back myself.

Liu Bei: Ding Jianyang, you son of a bitch! You won't even leave other men's wives alone!

Wang Xuan: Liu Bei, Mi Furen and I fell in love at first sight. What business is it of yours?

The warlords: I hear Ding Yuan, the Governor of Bingzhou, loves other men's wives. Everyone, hide your wives!

Wang Xuan: If you swing your hoe well enough, there's no corner you can't dig under.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.