This Skeleton Minion Is a Little Wild!

The cross-era nanotech, neural-interface MMORPG opens for its public beta.

Lin Mao unexpectedly loses the handsome young man character he had painstakingly customized and becomes a level 1 skeleton grunt...

Kill players to gain character experience and levels; kill monsters to gain racial and talent experience.

Skeleton grunt, skeleton soldier, skeleton sword-and-shield soldier, skeleton spearman, skeleton mage... all the way to the Lord of Death!

Player: "Holy crap! That skeleton grunt just flipped me off!"

Player A: "Am I seeing things??? How can a skeleton grunt know the Millennium Death Finger?"

Player B: "Good grief! I just got impaled in my most vulnerable spot by a skeleton grunt!"

Player C: "Oh, my! I'm so embarrassed. That skeleton grunt is flirting with me!"

Lin Mao leans against a tree, scratching at the empty sockets where his nose should be.

"Who's next!?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.