Wuxia: This Constable Is Surprisingly Sturdy

You ask me why I'm so fierce, so invincible, so mighty!

I'll tell you, though you might not believe me: it's because I know how to brag.

I don't tell ordinary people, because I grow stronger just by talking.

Don't believe me? Come and see. In books, there are golden houses and beauties.

And there's even a story about a night of... you know.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.