Online Game: My Weapon Ideas Are a Billion Percent Too Many!

The full-dive online game Slay the Gods officially launches.

Su Ziye awakens the growth-type talent Weapon Master from the start. He plans to farm gold, run dungeons, and pick up a few girls on the side, all while being a laid-back player.

But he soon realizes there's something off about his weapons.

Beginner's Wooden Sword: Is my owner an idiot or what? Doesn't he know that stabbing a chicken in the butt a hundred times in a row unlocks the Chicken Slayer achievement? Damn, he really did it! It's over, I'm tainted!

Sharp Little Katana: I crave a worthy opponent. They say the Demon Blade Lord sleeps in the West Mountain graveyard, but my master is too weak. What a pity, what a pity!

Nirvana Divine Shield: Oh! A little harder... Ah, come on, smash me to pieces! The phoenix egg inside me is getting hungry!

Years later, when Su Ziye is asked why he's so powerful, he innocently shrugs.

"A true master never swings his own sword."

"Because my weapons have minds of their own..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.