Urban: I Can Hear the Inner Voices of All Things

One day, Jiang Yi, a high school student, suddenly discovers

that he can hear the thoughts of all things.

During an exam,

Pen: "That's the wrong answer. Let me show you how to write it!"

While saving someone,

Injured person's heart: "Yes, yes, right there! That'll let me keep beating. Keep pressing, and don't let go!"

While playing a game,

Computer: "Do what I say. Who needs cheats? I'll turn you into a hacker and have you take down the internet in America!"

When he and the school beauty are caught in a crisis together,

School beauty: "Dying alongside the person I love most would be worth it. It's just a pity I won't get to leave him an heir."

Jiang Yi: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.