I Really Only Know How to Lose Money

Pei Qian comes from a poor family but works hard and gets into a top university. The county rewards him with 20,000 yuan. He plans to use the money to help his family, but then he activates the Financial Black Hole System. As long as his investments lose money, the System reimburses him tenfold! So Pei Qian starts throwing money into stocks, futures, unfinished real estate projects, and cryptocurrencies. Years later, at a financial investment summit, Buffett asks him respectfully, "Mr. Pei, you've never lost money on an investment. What's your secret?"

Pei Qian is close to tears. "I really only know how to lose money!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.