Dumped from the Start! This Couch Potato Is Making a Comeback

"Let's break up!"

"You're a worthless loser who'll never be able to afford four decent dishes in your life, Qin Xiao! You're a complete coward!"

His girlfriend dumped him, his family fell apart, a customer complained, his car got stolen, and his phone got soaked...

Damn this fate! What else have you got? Bring it on!

The hapless Qin Xiao: "Life really is full of ups and downs... and more downs!"

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Tangtang: "So you're my new daddy, right?"

Qin Xiao: "Kiddo, I'm not your dad!"

Tangtang: "Oh... then can you take Tangtang to find Mommy?"

Qin Xiao: "Just destroy the world. I'm tired."

He thought the world couldn't get any worse, but somehow, things really did get worse.

Man in black: "Hand over our young master and young miss!"

Man in black: "Grab him!"

At the critical moment, Qin Xiao awakened a god-tier System!

But in order to help Tangtang find her real family, Qin Xiao was forced into an even bigger maelstrom~

The blurb is short, but the story is long. Read the novel for yourself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.