Crayon Shin-chan: My Five-Year-Old Life Is Seriously Troubled

I died in my previous life with countless regrets, so this time around, I swear I won't leave a single one behind! But, oh divine one, are you sure you got this right?! I transmigrated into the world of Crayon Shin-chan? Sure, I'm the sole direct heir of the ancient Sakou family, naturally gifted and handsome to boot, but I'm only five years old! Five! I've heard time barely moves in Shin-chan's world. Several seasons have come and gone, and he's still five. What am I supposed to do? Anyone there? This is urgent!!

Ahem... I got sidetracked. Now for the real introduction!! I once saved a lonely single mother and her daughter from the Nightmare Demon. I once defeated a perverted Demon King at a bizarre amusement park. And in the future, I once brought the world back to life... My name is Yu, a visitor from another dimension. In this world, I'll chase every impossible hope and leave my mark! ...Hey, Xiao Ai, I'm trying to give a serious introduction here! And quit looking at me like some kind of stalker! What? Xiao Qi has moved in again? What? She says she wants to go on a date with me? Hey, what's with that murderous aura practically spilling off the screen?! Oh, man, my daily life at five really is a mess!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.