NBA: Going Superhuman as the Number One Draft Pick

In a parallel world, Ye Fei enters the NBA in 2005 as China's second-ever number-one draft pick, joining the Milwaukee Bucks.

He takes the place of Bogut, who had been a strong contender for the top pick.

At his first game, the Bucks heiress and Jessica are both in the stands.

Barkley makes another bet?

If Ye Fei scores 30 points in his first game, will Barkley kiss a donkey's butt again?

Since you're into that, we can't exactly disappoint you!

His first shot: a free-throw-line dunk to start things off!

From there, Ye Fei goes on a tear, breaking every NBA record.

Years later, Jordan says with a sigh, "If I'm a god, then Ye Fei is the one and only god above gods!"

Jessica: "Good thing I watched Ye Fei's first game."

Mallory: "Get lost! Don't get in the way of me and Brother Ye!"

Scarlett Johansson: "What about me?"

Natalie Portman: "Uh..."

Sylvester Stallone's three daughters: "How about you help us get him, Dad?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.