So Embarrassing: Blue Star's People Led Me Astray

People from Blue Star hand you a copy of How the Steel Was Tempered, and you learn how to smelt steel the old-fashioned way!

People from Blue Star hand you a copy of Water Margin, and you get 108 seats of honor. Your underlings can finally stop squatting on the ground to eat.

Chu Ge rides a steam tank, wielding a pair of watermelon knives. Leading a mighty force of yellow-faced, emaciated, scrawny elite soldiers, he charges toward the demons, raising such wondrous weapons as oversized underpants, foot-binding cloth, toilets, and cow dung.

"Hey, demon! Dare to fight me?"

A certain fox coos sweetly, "My lord, I'm a wholesale fur dealer. I don't know how to fight!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.