I Sent You to Patrol the Streets, and You Locked the Retired Emperor in Prison?

Lin Tian transmigrates to a parallel world seven or eight tenths like the Great Tang, where he holds the post of Deputy Prefect of Jingzhao.

He had planned to spend his days slacking off and his nights enjoying wine and women. Who knew he would activate a bizarre System that requires him to meet a quota for arresting "criminals"?

Li Yuan: I was enjoying a boat trip on Xuanwu Lake with my beloved consort, and you actually called me an old man having fun in the park?

Cheng Yaojin: That horse's shit wasn't mine! Why should I shovel it? I don't shovel it, and you throw me in prison?

Li Er: Don't believe me? I just spat out some goat's milk, and they sent me off for three days of education and reform!

Empress Zhangsun: He's even got to interfere with me being left alone in my chambers? And how exactly does he plan to do that?

Yuchi Gong: It really wasn't my fault. The water buffalo started it! It charged me, and I wasn't allowed to hit back?

Looking at the overcrowded Jingzhao prison, Lin Tian feared he wouldn't meet his quota, so he turned his gaze north.

The Turkic Khan: Stay away from me! One stupid sheep crossed the border and took a bite, and you brought hundreds of thousands of troops to attack us! I'm not even a Tang person!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.