Test, Drink Up

Wait, wait. Okay, okay. Call back. Ha ha, laugh, ha ha, hip-hop, ha ha. Wait a bit, wait a bit. Fine, fine, fine. Okay then. Send it, send it, send it. Answer. Breathe and breathe, breathe, breathe. Don't wash the dam. A big banquet, not that big. Half past eight, off work. Not salty, not bland. Probably not. Be a dad. Wash it, wash it. Right? Lots and lots. Click, click. You hit, you hit. Yours is already half past eight. Is that okay or not? Are you a man or a woman? You hit, you hit where?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.