Urban: I Can Send Voice Messages to My Future Self

Bai Le is an ordinary web novelist.

One day, his newly purchased phone receives a voice message, and he discovers that the voice belongs to himself from a year in the future.

"Dear me, can you tell me what the best novel topics will be over the next year?"

Whether or not it was a prank, Bai Le immediately launches into a long list of the hottest topics for the coming year.

The next morning, Bai Le wakes up to find that he's become a top web novelist. His author account now has a completed million-character novel, and there's a car key on his desk.

"Me from a year ago, those topics you told me about were incredible. Got any more?"

Bai Le is stunned by all this and immediately replies: "You're thinking too small. Why bother writing novels? Go buy Bitcoin!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.