No One Really Thinks That I Am Cultivating Immortality, Right?

I just sit and meditate, read classical literature, close my eyes and listen to the landscape and the human world, and just fool around! But everyone is telling me to cultivate immortality! Cultivation? Get a haircut! Are you hairy? If I were a cultivator, would I still be so miserable? A young man who hangs around in the city every day to earn a little money to support himself said this. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.