Variety Comic: Miss Kaguya Takes Revenge on Me

In the past sixteen years, every time I came to school, I would open my shoe cabinet and it would be full of love letters. Every day, I would be asked to confess to them under the cherry blossom tree in the courtyard. I finally took a break, and as soon as I went out, someone asked me for WeChat, hundreds of times. Even if I went to the library with sunglasses and a mask, someone would still chat with me. When I went to work as a store manager, he thought I was amazing at first sight and insisted on giving me a promotion and a raise in salary. All he wanted was for me to sit in his store every day. If you post it to Moments, hundreds of people will like it, and a few people will blow rainbow farts. Yesterday, I blocked someone because she was exaggerating. I thought that would be the end of it, but I didn't expect that even the school teachers thought that I was too handsome to be the president of the student union, and they insisted that I participate in the speech election. ——— Takema Kirie said this at the Shuchiin Presidential Election. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.