Selling Insurance in Honghuang: Even the Immortals Were Scammed to Tears

Yi Shui transmigrates to the Primordial World and activates the Great Dao Insurance System.

He can earn rewards just by selling insurance. As fate would have it, Hongjun is about to attain sainthood and preach the Dao.

Watching a red cloud drift serenely overhead, Yi Shui quietly appears.

"Fellow Daoist, judging by your face, you seem like the kind of person who talks back and gets beaten up. Want to buy some insurance?"

Hongyun: "???"

Years later, Tongtian storms over in a rage, carrying the Immortal-Slaying Sword, broken in two.

"Fraud! I insured this Immortal-Slaying Sword. Why won't you pay out now that it's broken?"

Yi Shui yawns. "My insurance is completely honest and fair. I'll cover anything except the two things I don't cover!"

"And what are those two things?"

"This isn't covered, and neither is that!"

Tongtian: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.