The Crazy Death-Seeking System

Feel up junior sister's cheeks, kick master's backside, smash the divine beast's food bowl, become sworn brothers with the Demon King, go whoring with the Dragon God, seize the Heavenly Emperor's daughter, toy with the God of Death's younger sister. Live by the spirit of fearing neither Heaven nor Earth, keep up with the times without forgetting your original purpose, and charge headlong down the road to courting death! As long as life goes on, so does the death wish! Even when life ends, keep courting death!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.