Great Tang: Trouble-Makers Are Always Looking for a Fight with Me

He transmigrates into the body of the third son of Cheng Yaojin's family in the Tang Dynasty, with a System that can connect to all kinds of shops. Cheng Chubi spends his days selling things, eating, and waiting to die. As for inventing salt, steel, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and the like? Cheng Chubi says, "What, am I crazy? The System's products are cheap and useful, and best of all, they're monopolized. Only an idiot would invent those things."

"Third Young Master, I've recently invented a new method of making salt. It's whiter, and the yield is higher."

"Someone break his legs! What a numbskull. Our family is the biggest salt merchant around. Are you trying to ruin our own business?"

"Third Young Master, I haven't let you down. I've finally invented a new, highly effective medicine!"

"Come, come, Daoist Sun. I have a medicine called cephalosporin. It works wonders when taken with strong liquor."

"Third Young Master, this is terrible! Someone has presented the court with triple-cropping rice, potatoes, and sweet potatoes!"

"Someone get my gear ready. We're going to kill those people!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.