I! Evil God! Selling Aliens Online!

“My name is Qin Tian. I was a law-abiding citizen on Blue Star, but then a meteorite suddenly fell and smashed right through me. What the heck?”

Later, when I came back, I learned that my world had always been destined to become an apocalypse after being hit by a meteorite. Thinking about it now, thank goodness I transmigrated early.

“But...” Qin Tian glanced at the mouths and eyes covering his right hand and sighed.

“Hey, spaceship over there, stop! Buy me an alien, damn it!” Qin Tian pulled out a slimy egg and chased after the spaceship.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.