Great Tang: I'm the Great Poet Immortal, and You Say I Plagiarized?

His soul transmigrates into Li Bai, the immortal poet and swordsman, but instead of writing poetry or practicing swordsmanship, he devotes himself to drinking, sightseeing, and building a career, earning the contempt of the literati of Yizhou.

Li Bai: I can put up with you calling me a useless drunk, but I'm the great Poet Immortal, and you're saying I plagiarize poems?

I'm not bragging, but when it comes to poetry, everyone here is **. The kind of poem you think is amazing? I can write ten of those in one step, believe it or not?

Wang Wei and Du Fu: We're poets of the same era. How come you're so much better than us?

Sword Saint Pei Yu: Know why I became famous decades before Li Bai, yet I'm only a Sword Saint while he became a Sword Immortal? One word: incredible!

Guo Ziyi: He can kill ten men in one step and travel a thousand miles without leaving a trace! With a Sword Immortal like my worthy younger brother Taibai in the Tang Empire, who would dare disturb our borders?

An Lushan: I raised my army today, but Li Bai, that damnable man, killed me before I even left my residence. Turns out I'm the clown after all.

Xuanzong: Back then, Young Master Taibai told me to set myself a little goal: casually create a Kaiyuan Golden Age and surpass my ancestor's reign of Zhenguan. Turns out that really was just a little goal to him.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.