Sui-Tang: I, Li Er, Am an Earthly Immortal Who Hunts Down Transmigrators

A middle school student transmigrates into the body of Li Shimin. As time passes, more and more bootlickers gather around him, and he discovers that some of them are transmigrators too!

A: Your Majesty, I have invented horseshoes. They can increase a warhorse's endurance.

Li Er: I already knew about those. You have six months to invent a steam engine. If you miss the deadline, you'll be dismissed and investigated!

B: I have invented gunpowder, which can improve our army's combat strength!

Li Er: "I already know the formula. You have nine months to build a cannon. Miss the deadline, and you'll be sent to guard the frontier."

C: A locust plague is coming. I offer you high-yield sweet potatoes, which can help the people survive the famine. All I ask is that Your Majesty give me a princess's hand in marriage.

Li Er: Dream on! Not only do I have sweet potatoes, I also have regular potatoes. You have one year to develop hybrid rice. Miss the deadline, and you'll be sent to serve in the army beyond the frontier!

The civil and military officials: His Majesty truly is a divine being!

Li Er gives a mysterious smile: The truth is out. I've seen through everything from the start! Guards! Arrest these transmigrators!

Your Majesty, immortals have come to attack!

Li Er: Shut the gates and unleash the bootlickers!

Who should we send first?

Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.