Honghuang: I Told Houtu to Lie Flat, but She Went on a Rampage?

Su Xuan transmigrated to the supreme Primordial World and obtained the Lie-Flat System.

This System promotes survival and focuses on healthy living. In short, it encourages being a couch potato…

The bird that sticks its head out gets shot. The first branch to reach out gets plucked!

If I have no value, no one can use me!

I can't stand tall, and I don't want to kneel, so I can only lie flat!

Not only did he lie flat himself, he also urged the great powers of the Primordial World to do the same.

Su Xuan: "Houtu, the Ancestral Witches are fighting to prove their strength and throwing the Primordial World into chaos. Come live a healthy life with me!"

Houtu: The senior wants my Wu Clan to establish the course of the Primordial World? Seize the earth veins and create the Earthly Court?

Houtu pardoned the gods, and the Wu Clan erupted into action!

Su Xuan: "Di Jun, the Sun Star shines across the cosmos. You can come sunbathe with me."

Di Jun: The senior thinks the Sun Star isn't bright enough? I'll command the stars of the myriad heavens and shine for the senior!

In the void of the cosmos, Di Jun and Tai Yi battled one demon god after another, lighting up the myriad heavens.

Hongjun: The Primordial World is in chaos! I was supposed to become a Sage who united with the Dao just by lying around!

Su Xuan: How did I accidentally prove the Great Dao and become a Sage?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.