Psychological Counseling: The Black and White Impermanence Duo's Fear of Chokeholds

"Immortal, we've got a fear of chokeholds. We can't put anyone in a chokehold, and if we don't meet our performance targets, we'll lose our jobs!"

Black and White Impermanence wore long faces.

"That's a delusion! If you're afraid of chokeholds, just don't use them! Go back for now, and bring your family members next time so we can discuss it."

Zhang Shun said irritably.

Black and White Impermanence: "Immortal, we don't have any family, so we brought Lady Meng instead! She made too much soup and now she's afraid of pots!"

Zhang Shun: "Well, this whole family has problems..."

Because Black and White Impermanence went to the wrong place, all the gods and demons who were supposed to seek psychological counseling from Celestial Master Zhang

ended up at Zhang Shun's tiny counseling office!

Yang Jian, who's afraid of dogs; the Judge, who's afraid of calligraphy brushes; Sanzang, who's afraid of Buddhist chants... They all came rushing in!

The unbelievable part was that Zhang Shun somehow managed to solve all their problems by sheer coincidence!

The gods and demons each left him a reward: a mourning staff, the Judge's brush, the divine power of the Third Eye, the Seventy-Two Transformations...

By the time Heaven noticed something was wrong and sent word throughout the Three Realms, the gods and demons had already raised Zhang Shun all the way to Great Encompassment...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.