Urban: I'm a Troll, Not a Great Writer

Reporter: “Teacher Li Yu, everyone knows you've made quite a name for yourself in soccer, music, film and television, literature, and calligraphy.”

“May I ask what the secret to your success is?”

“It all comes down to one phrase.”

“Oh? What famous saying has always inspired you?”

“If I were in their shoes, I could do it too!”

“Huh?” The reporter was taken aback, but her professionalism quickly kicked in. She chuckled and said, “Teacher Li Yu, you're so funny. No wonder you've written so many entertaining stories.”

The reporter reeled off one example after another. “My favorite is your story about the invasive species in the fishy entertainment world: the electric eel.”

“It's both entertaining and deeply thought-provoking.”

The reporter praised him: “You're truly a great writer of our time!”

Li Yu had heard that countless times and was long used to it, but he didn't agree. “Would you believe me if I said I'm just a troll?”

“Haha, Teacher Li Yu, you're joking again.”

Li Yu glanced at the white words hovering beside him: “Strongest Troll System.”

That's right!

I'm really a troll, not some great writer...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.