Online Game: Sister Zhou, Is Divination Really an Improper Profession?

Synopsis:

The fully immersive, lifelike online game Life and Death, Heaven and Earth is released. Wang Mian, a true disciple of the Sky-Gazing Dao, completes his studies and descends the mountain. His cousin Zhou Shuyi recommends that he play an online game to help treat his social anxiety.

When players discover that they can't log out, panic sets in. Is this really a game, or a gateway to another world?

Wang Mian: "Cousin, how is my Bagua geomancy practitioner not a legitimate class?"

Zhou Shuyi: "You read feng shui in a game and even cleared out every secret realm. Play around all you want, but don't joke around with your Zhou-jie!"

Teacher Park: "I've never seen a practitioner make a banana-peel boat and hack foreigners to pieces with a sword!"

Dai Mei: "Oh my goodness, I don't even have to heal him!"

Da Sima: "This move, I hereby declare you the most unorthodox!"

Qiezi: "A thousand sails pass by the sunken boat's side. The Bagua practitioner is so damn good!"

"Listen, let me defend myself. I really didn't do it on purpose!"

Xiao Tuantuan: "A defense? Figures!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.