I'm a Qi Cultivator Deep in the Mountains, and Dai Xiaomei Exposed Me

Su Bai transmigrated as a Qi cultivator and practiced deep in the mountains for thousands of years. It wasn't until the appearance of Dai Xiaomei that he finally left the wilderness.

Dai Xiaomei: Are Qi cultivators basically immortals?

Su Bai: What nonsense. There are no immortals in this world. Keep your distance. I'm about to undergo Heavenly Tribulation.

Dai Xiaomei: I saw you drinking with a few people who looked like immortals. Where are they?

Su Bai: Immortals? They're just my neighbors. They're all Qi cultivators.

Dai Xiaomei: Can you really fly?

Su Bai: Who can't fly these days? Anyone can fly if they have a plane. Hey, monkey, don't take my wine! That's a three-hundred-year-old vintage.

Su Bai beckoned, and a sword came flying over. He stepped onto it and chased after the monkey.

Dai Xiaomei: I feel like my intelligence has been insulted...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.