My Father Left Me a Creative Godhead

"Son, this is a gift left for you by my father. Come on!" "Dad, didn't you die? I personally took you to the crematorium!" "Get out! Get out! Get out! You're the one who died! I'm just too lazy to take care of you!" "Well... He is indeed his biological father..." "Hurry up and take it! I'm going to travel around the world with your mother!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.