The Cute Sword Fairy in the Super Seminary

The Cute Sword Fairy in the Super Seminary

by Mr. Kee

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(The new book "Maybe I'm a Fake Gintama" has been released~) Lin Ziwei, who thought he had traveled to ancient times, looked at the old magic stick flying from the horizon and fell into deep thought. The parents who had been deceived were so grateful that they gave themselves to the old magician in front of them, and they called them worshipers in the immortal gate. After following the old magic stick to practice in the mountains for thousands of years, Lin Ziwei fell into deep thought as soon as he came out of the mountain and looked at the modern city called Juxia City in front of him... Super Seminary fan, science fiction, realistic style; has strange powers, but does not mess with the gods.

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Where is Your Moral Integrity?67mo ago

Prologue: The Autobiography of a Time Traveler

My name is Lin Ziwei. You may not believe it, but I have traveled through time! And it didn't exist in the Tang Dynasty! In this life, my family background is very good. My father is a second-rank official in the dynasty, and my mother is the daughter of a wealthy landowner. Perhaps due to some force majeure, in this life, my name is still Lin Ziwei. I have been loved by thousands of people since I was a child, and I have lived a life of fine clothing and fine food. I often look at the maids taking care of me and think deeply. Do you think I should keep such a beautiful girl when I grow up, or should I keep all of them? Unfortunately, things didn't work out as planned. On the day when my father was about to send me to a private school when I turned six years old, an old man with a white beard flew from the sky. My parents, who had been deceived by the old man, were so grateful that they "sent" me to him. They called me "Enter the Immortal Gate"! Looking at the old magic stick in front of me, I fell into deep thought. Could it be that this special thing is not ancient times but the world of immortals? I read a lot of fairy tales in my previous life. Fighting and killing is not the life I want. Isn't it good to be a salty fish? I still remember a few ancient poems I memorized in my previous life. Wouldn't it be nice to occasionally use them to show off in the future? Why does it have to be a fairy world! However, my arms could not hold my thighs, so in the end I was taken away by the old magic stick and became his disciple. Later, I never thought that I would never see my parents again in this life for more than 1,300 years. This has also become an eternal regret in my heart. The old magic stick, my master, took me to an unknown mountain. I thought it must be like some fairy sect in the novel. Only after I arrived did I realize that Du Te Miao in the novel was a lie! Looking at the two thatched houses in front of me that would collapse at the first touch, I wanted to cry without tears. I wanted to go home, woo woo woo... According to Master, together with me, we are the only two immortal cultivators left in this world, and others cannot cultivate even if they want to. Could this be the end of the Dharma era mentioned in previous life routine novels? Fighting against God? I immediately got up and prepared to go home, but I ran in the mountains for a day and a night and couldn't find my way home. Master caught me and took me back. I miss my maids, woo woo woo... Later, I gradually learned from my master that this was not the end of the Dharma era. Although there was not much spiritual energy in the world, there was no sign of reduction. The reason why mortals could not cultivate immortality was because they had no spiritual roots and insufficient innate energy. Blah blah blah, I had almost forgotten what I said next. When I was eighteen years old, Master gave me the name "Youzhi". There is no Jiazi in the mountains. More than 1,300 years have passed and I have never been out of the mountains. However, Master has gone out from time to time to find some supplies and see if there are any people suitable for cultivation in the world. I thought I would be like the protagonist in the novel, building a foundation in three months, getting a golden elixir in half a year, overcoming the tribulation in one year, and ascending in three years. However, it turned out that I was still too young. I am one thousand three hundred and twenty-seven years old this year, and my cultivation has just broken through the golden elixir and entered the Nascent Soul stage. Master said that I am already a genius who cultivates immortality only once in a thousand years. Haha, if we weren't the only two immortal cultivators in this world, I would have believed him. This bad old man is very bad! To be honest, I can't remember the memories of my past life clearly. Occasionally, some fragments flashed across my mind. I also forgot about my parents in this life, but there is still a faint obsession in my heart. After learning from Master that the parents in this life later had another child, and that both parents died of a healthy life, I slowly let go of this obsession. Those who cultivate immortality must cut off the mortal world. This is the first lesson Master taught me. You will not become an immortal if you remain in the world of mortals. In fact, there is another sentence that you didn't tell me later, that is, you will become a true immortal after experiencing the mortal world. The days in the mountains are very boring. I just practice and practice all day long. I practice during the day and practice at night. There are no demons, demons, or ghosts in this world. Anyway, I have never seen them. There are no monsters to level up, and there are no such things as trial opportunities in novels. Anyway, I just practice and practice every day. What should I practice? Of course it is our unique mental method "Creation of Heaven and Earth"! I complained in my mind more than once that this exercise name is really uncreative. At a certain point in the previous life, any article on cultivating immortals or any name of a technique would be superior to this one! When I first entered the mountain, my master gave me a black hammer, which was a big axe, and asked me to carry it with me every day. I threw it away the next day. I was just kidding. People who practice immortality always fly around with a sword. What's wrong with my black hammer? In the end, my master had no choice but to melt the black hammer and make it into a sword with two hilts, one green and one white. My master went out and found two scabbards for me, which happened to be one green and one white. The day I got the sword, I named the two swords respectively. The green one was called Xiaoqing, and the white one was called Bai Suzhen. My master almost severed the relationship between master and disciple with me. In the end, we were in a stalemate and had no other choice, so I decided to change the names. The green one was called "Qingfeng" and the white one was called "Lieyun". The master engraved these two names on the hilts of the two swords. Master asked me to nourish these two swords with spiritual energy every day, and told me not to use them without the golden elixir. I am like a fool, holding these two swords for more than a thousand years. What? Swordsmanship? Hehe, there is a shitty swordsmanship. Our sect has nothing but the "Creation of Heaven and Earth Technique", and this thing is just a technique for cultivating immortals. It has no attack methods. It teaches you how to cultivate immortality, but it doesn't teach you how to fight. With more than a thousand years of hard work, I finally mastered flying with a sword as mentioned in the novels of my previous life, as well as the return of the Ten Thousand Swords to the Sect, etc. It is actually not difficult. To put it bluntly, they are just some applications of spiritual energy. Cultivation of immortality means cultivating the mind. I guess it is similar to being a monk or a Taoist priest. In fact, I basically have no emotions. More than a thousand years of practice have wiped out many of the "human" things... Um desires, yes, just desires. I think my strength should be great. I have never tested it. There is no danger anyway. I predict that even the mountains may not be able to stop my fist filled with spiritual energy. I never knew Master's last name or how old he was. I have asked many times, but Master always smiles and says nothing, and then looks at the sky pretending to be serious. Over time, I stopped asking. Master actually taught me many other things, from poetry to physics and chemistry. Yes, you heard it right, it was physics and chemistry. I never thought I would see this thing again in this life. There are also some other talismans and seals that seal all kinds of messy things. I have learned almost everything, but there is no chance of using it. The master left, not knowing where he was going. Before he left, he told me that he was going to die, and gave me a mobile phone and a few hundred-dollar bills to get me down the mountain. I seemed a little familiar with this plot. Next, should I find a school beauty or something, protect her personally, and then pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger from time to time, and finally fall in love over time, and maybe open a harem or something. Well, yes, that's it. I praised myself for being smart. I smiled and asked the master if the girl was pretty. The master looked at me in surprise, then immediately blew his beard and glared, kicked me on the butt, scolded me and told me to get out of here. I stood up, rubbed my butt and turned around to leave. When I was almost at the end of the barrier, I looked back and saw the master turning into traces of spiritual energy dissipating between heaven and earth. I feel something reviving in my heart, something I have forgotten in my thousands of years of cultivation. In the eyes of mortals, it is called "emotion", or it is part of it, called "sadness" or "sadness" or something like that. Master was actually looking at me in the end. I watched his body disappear little by little, and finally I saw his mouth move slightly. I felt like something fell from my eyes. Those were "tears". After having not shed tears for a thousand years, I finally regained my human emotions again. But the price was too high. I understood Master's last words: "My child, you are the only one left in the future." The barrier disappeared, and I suddenly appeared in a modern city. The sudden noise made me confused. It turned out that the mountain I thought was just a barrier. The person maintaining the barrier is no longer there, and the barrier is no longer there. I don't know how to describe how I feel now, as if a piece of me has been cut off. I want to cry loudly, but I find that a thousand years have passed and I have forgotten how to "cry". One tear is the limit. The exercises started running automatically, and my heart became silent again. "Ding ding ding..." The phone rang, and I carefully pressed the answer button according to the operating method in my memory and put it to my ear. "Is this Lin Ziwei Xiaolin?" A middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the phone, "I'm Dukao, and I'm an old acquaintance with your master. Your master told me in advance that he asked me to contact you at this point. Have you arrived in Juxia City?" "Uh... Hello, I'm Lin Ziwei. I'm in a city. I don't know if it's the Juxia City you mentioned." I said. Dukao, Grand Canyon City, such a familiar name, seems to be a memory from a previous life, but I can't remember it. "Oh, I have located your location. You are in Juxia City now. Don't panic. Stand where you are now and don't move. I will pick you up right away. Didn't your master take you with him?" Dukao said on the other end of the phone. "Master... Is gone." Speaking of Master, I began to feel uncomfortable in my heart again, and it felt very painful. There was silence for a long time on the other end of the phone and then Dukao's voice came, "... Okay, I understand, I'll be there soon."

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Vivo2523746768866mo ago

It's a bit bad to write like this

You have to write some sexy operations that others don't know about. I, like you, already know the upcoming plot. Also, I feel like why are the immortal cultivators you wrote so weak?

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Washing Inkstones and Raising Fish66mo ago

clone

It has thoughts, wills, feelings, names, and stories, but will it still resist its true form? What kind of trouble are you trying to make? But the author responded to a comment saying that it was not a clone. If you don't explain this clearly, most readers won't be able to read it.

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Dark Night65mo ago

What are you thinking about? I feel dizzy watching it, so dizzy

I stumbled across Chapter 54 and couldn't stand it anymore. The plot is confusing, the characters are broken, and it always likes to create suspense. To be honest, it made me dizzy and confused. Apart from the main plot, everything else the author wanted to express was either missing or collapsed. Okay, let me just say one thing. The protagonist has recovered his memory, and he still feels resentful about killing Sumari in advance. The protagonist has Chinese feelings, and he says he won't kill a mortal who invaded China. Let me just talk about the thoughts of a Chinese. From a human perspective, we do not allow invasion by other countries. From God's perspective, the earth is the mother planet. Even if he doesn't care about civilization, God will still have a back garden. So I really don't understand what these authors are thinking. All of them are obviously capable of solving the crisis, but they still look at this and that, and even add fuel to the flames. If everyone thinks so, is it right to invade China? Let the Chinese build nuclear weapons?

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Leave Clouds and Breeze66mo ago

Chapter 13, the protagonist is stupid himself, and his heart will be confused when others say a few words. He is also a cultivator. Karl and others have dark energy and genetic computers. Their state of mind is the same as that of ordinary people, but they are smarter. Being smart does not mean that you can control your emotions, and being smart does not mean that you have a very high state of mind. But immortal cultivators can control their emotions and state of mind. They don't have to be smart, but you can't attack them with words, unless they are demon cultivators.

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The Book Friend Has Logged Out41mo ago

Brainless

He vomited it and showed it to me. To be honest, he looked like a primary school student.

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Time Remains the Same_dd66mo ago

I can only say that it's not very exciting to watch.

I have only read Chapter 14, the following is purely my personal opinion 1. The character of the protagonist. Age determines a person's character to a large extent (because of what he has experienced). You give me the feeling that the protagonist does not look like a modern person, nor does he look like an ancient person. 2 Protagonist's memory If I write it like this, I feel it would be better to write about an aborigine instead of a time traveler. 3. The question of power. The protagonist's power comes from aura, right? This proves that Reiki is energy. With the technology of the Super Seminary, if it were spread all over the world, it would be impossible not to discover it. It can only be said that it cannot be used. (Needs major changes)

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Emotions67mo ago

. .

It's a bit like giving away girls, but she has obviously flirted with her. . .

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Ordinary67mo ago

From interesting to loveless

It was a bit interesting at first, but once a clone with a personality (a second personality) appeared, it became loveless.

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Talk About the Rain and Listen to the Wind67mo ago

Don't understand

I don't understand what it means

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