The Emperor's Concubine Can't Do It

The Emperor's Concubine Can't Do It

by Black And White Cinderella

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About This Novel

The female star Su Hua was killed by a lamp at the Hundred Flowers Award Ceremony. Once she traveled through the book, she became the emperor's little wife - the noble concubine Xiliangxian! Knowing that he could not survive more than three chapters, Xiliangxian thought: Come on, run! Who knows, the cheating system bound her and said: "Sister, you must give warmth to the male protagonist, help him find a girlfriend, make him feel happy, and cannot let him turn into a dark tyrant!" So, the harem matchmaker is officially online! Teach Li Fei makeup-- "Li Fei, do you know how to please the emperor? Of course, you need to use your beauty to seduce him, stun him, and make him fall under your pomegranate skirt!" Teach Jieyu how to dance-- "Wei Jieyu, you're not good at dancing. Let's learn about pole dancing and striptease!" Teach Zhu Concubine how to cook-- "Zhu Bin, do you know that there is a saying that grabbing a man's stomach is equivalent to grabbing a man's heart? Coke, coffee, small cakes, pancakes and fruits are all here!" ... The above are all for the male protagonist, the emperor, to raise fish in his harem. The most important thing is to bring together the male and female protagonists and hold high the banner of official couple CP! The first step is to become the heroine's best friend! But why didn't anyone tell her that this heroine turned out to be... Women's clothing boss? ! Xiliangxian: Farewell, I won't do this task anymore, see you in the world! After she had packed all her belongings and climbed out of the wall, a certain emperor suddenly appeared and caught her-- "Where are you going, my beloved concubine? Didn't you promise to bring me warmth? I feel very cold, so come and warm me under the covers." Xiliangxian: "... Your Majesty, I can't do this!"

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Hui Mengmeng72mo ago

There's no sofa anymore. Move up the small bench. The book is tentatively scheduled to be officially released in June. It will subvert the past style of strong women and lead a happy and joyful story about palace fighting~

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Uncut Jade Yuanzhuo_69mo ago

Hold on to my summer.

Hey hey I'm a little bastard. I actually forgot to order all 5555. I wonder if I can just make up for it? TT I have been with you every summer since you started the book. Mo Meiren just read the article silently. The empress was normal. Perhaps the most enthusiastic one was Ming Ge's book, which was also there in winter. The winter of 2019 was the most unusual winter I lived. I was just in the third year of junior high school, but I still recommended votes and five book reviews every day, eager to get the popularity of the book review section. At that time, I really liked Mingge Baby. Sometimes I feel that I am not really passionate, but only active for a footprint, a few likes, a few attentions and a little bit of popularity. But sometimes, I feel that as more and more people praise this book and Huihui, there will always be a little tail showing: Look! This is the person I like! She is so dazzling! I have to be careful when sending messages to Huihui, for fear that Huihui will be busy, for fear of disturbing the code, and for fear that Huihui will be annoyed. But she is always gentle and gentle, and patiently answers every message I send. She once said to me: Meeting you is enough for me. Your sister is so tearful. I am truly satisfied when I meet you, TT. Everyone who seriously likes you touches me. I really like to cry. I like to cry when I encounter anything, whether it is reading a book, leaving, writing a book review, or doing that. Anyway, sometimes I really can't do anything about it. I don't like to join groups, I don't like to cater to others, and I don't like that some people chat happily in the group but don't have time to check in, vote, or post book reviews. My definition of "like" may be a bit narrow, and it really doesn't work to say it verbally. But in fact, many times I feel lonely and a little tired. Huihui is definitely more tired. "Persistence" is the only meaning. So I would think: I hope Hui Hui will get better and better. These 8 words really touched my heart. I just want to see my gray gray getting better and better. I really am a person who likes people with a very short shelf life, but I dare to say: liking black and white Cinderella is the longest thing I have ever persisted in. I saw a saying on the Internet: The only thing you put off doing is because you don't love it enough. I think it really makes sense. I really don't like Huihui as much as I used to, so I became lazy. I need time to settle down again and find my love again. Wait for me to be gray. In fact, I got inspired today because I suddenly came across a book review written in Hui Hui in a notebook. (I'll add pictures later) And late at night it really touches people's emotions. Really cried TT. It's really been two years since I posted my first comment in the Deep Kiss book review section in May 2018. In the past, I could say that I was cute for the rest of my life, but now I dare not say it. This commitment is too heavy. In fact, after half a year of not talking, I really have no feelings. Now I just want to hold on to my summer. Because I always have enthusiasm and love in my heart, I like you like summer all year round. Your long summer will never fade. Without realizing it, I wrote a lot. Hello, I am a little bastard, and I am also Song Yi. If I am a carefree person, I like to change my circle name (?), So you can call me Song Yiyi. Wait for me. Finally, I want to say something about the bad things on the Internet. Even though the Internet is bad, I still want to say it (it's not): You are not limited to summer, you have a long future. --8.6 Good night baby. Sweet dreams.

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Hui Mengmeng70mo ago

[Answers to some questions about the new book]

1. How many pictures do you take a day now? Four chapters a day 2. How many words does a piece of paper have? 1000 Words 3. Can you play PK? Will 4. When will it be put on the shelves? Not sure, you'll have to read the editor's notice. 5. When does the free period end? See the fourth answer. Because the listing is not clear, the end of the free period is also not clear. 6. How to join the v group? Ming Ge's fan value reaches 5,000, Empress' 10,000, and the new book's value is tentatively set at 3,000. The screenshots will be sent to the administrator. You can enter. The official book friend skirt does not require fan points, please add the official skirt stamp to manage it first. 7. How many chapters will you write? I don't know how many chapters I will write. Will write at least a million words.

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Hui Mengmeng71mo ago

For updates, check here--

The original serialization date was June 8th, but some of the contents of the previously written manuscript were not satisfactory and I overturned it myself. I am currently revising the manuscript and may have to postpone it for two days. The update will start on June 10th. Wait for me~

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Manshu, the National Master of the Black and White Family69mo ago

Come on PK! ! !

Thousands of miles across the mountains and wilderness, you are my romance hidden in the stars. In all things ups and downs, you are the way home in this world. You run through my mountains and rivers like a twilight sinking and igniting sparks You came in the light of the long stars, but I lost my mind the moment you arrived. From then on, mountains and rivers passed, and the winter dawned, you had me. When I wake up, everything is silent. Only you are a beautiful touch in the world. Others are trapped in the morning mist in the mountains, but I am trapped in you. God's jewels fell to the ground, so I saw the sky full of stars and your eyes Falling in love with you is not just a three-minute passion, it is something that has been planned for a long time and has been carefully considered. The clean and dazzling youthfulness in you has cleared up everything in my girlhood and all the rainy seasons. I know you are also approaching me. The vast expanse of the galaxy is your greeting gift, so I also walked towards you. The twilight is my return gift. I want to hijack a star and land in your dream on a hazy moonlit night I have seen everything in the world and never panic. Only the moment you came back from the mountains and rivers, everything was in chaos.

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Xicheng67mo ago

About discontinued updates (PS: answer your questions)

✨Question 1: Will you abandon the book? 🌸A: Of course not ✨Question 2: When will it be updated? 🌸Answer: Regarding "The Emperor's Concubines Can't Do It", it will be updated some day after the National Day, and will be updated from time to time until it is completed. ✨Question 3: When will the new book be updated (of course this is what I asked) 🌸Answer: It will be open after the National Day, but the specific time is uncertain --------Dividing line---------- Thank you little princesses for your love and waiting😹😹 The girl will come back

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Manshu, the National Master of the Black and White Family69mo ago

Knock on the blackboard! The point! Look here~(ˊ˘ˋ*)♡

✨After it is released, it will still be the same as now, each chapter has 2,000 words, and the minimum is two chapters per day. We Huihui are still very cute, and we will add more as appropriate, hehe ✨Read another pin in the book club, I can't post it, sorry Stepping stone: The character name of any book in Huihui. The level to join the group must reach a sun. If not, go to the management for review first. If you pass, you will be admitted, biu~ If you want to join the v group, please privately message the management. Ming Ge's fan base must reach 6,000, and the Empress's fan base must reach 10,000. This book currently only requires 3,000, because the article is not long yet, so I will tentatively set it at 3,000. If it becomes longer in the future, it will be increased as appropriate. ✨This book does not allow comments that distort the plot or make inappropriate comments. The management will not delete posts casually. In many cases, the system swallows comments and automatically deletes posts! Management: We won't take the blame! ! ! ✨It's on the shelves. I hope that the capable little cuties can order it all. The first order of a book is still very important. Can you leave your monthly tickets to our lovely Hui Hui and Hanhan heroines? (Kazilan stares with big eyes) Maybe many little cuties will no longer read this book after it is put on the shelves, so I can only say that if you meet it, you will sign it, even if it is not satisfactory. Ღ(´・ᴗ・`) expresses my heart to all the lovely you who have accompanied me here ✨Be sure to pay attention to the rules of the book friend circle. Although I am usually very talkative, I will not show mercy when I am cruel! That's all for now, I hope we can maintain this book together ٩(๑^o^๑)۶ ✨Little cuties, after reading this book review, please move to the top page and check the rules of the book friend circle. Thank you for your cooperation and sharing~

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Glass Eyes70mo ago

Title: Rules of Book Friends Circle (Dai Man Shufa)

1. Don't be gay, you can't recommend other authors' books, and you can't go to other authors' homes to recommend this book or author. 2. Enclose the land and be cute, and you are not allowed to go to other houses to cause trouble. 3. I will delete bad comments (such as malicious comments and negative reviews) 4. It is forbidden to quarrel or start fights in the book review area. Once found, the post will be locked, and severe cases will be banned. 5. It is forbidden to post posts about book shortages, requests for recommendations, etc. In the book review area. Violators will be banned. 6. It's not easy to code gray words. If you like it, support it. If you don't like it, please avoid it. 7. Official book club number: 8⃣3⃣1⃣9⃣8⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣6⃣ A stepping stone: Hui Hui's character from any book If you want to join the v group, click on management I hope all the little princesses will pay attention to the above and please actively abide by it. Friday PK, the recommendation vote is still for this book! ! ! Thank you for liking it~

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Manshu, the National Master of the Black and White Family68mo ago

Regarding Huihui's suspension of updates, I saw many people saying that Huihui should not stop updating. I just found out not long ago that I just had a holiday today, but my grades in Guyan are not good, and Huihui is not full-time, so Huihui is under a lot of pressure. We should also be considerate and let Huihui rest for a while. I love this book. People who read books, please wait, wait for Huihui to come back, and we will move forward to the future together. Also, I usually go to school, so I don't have much time. If you have any questions, you can ask me under this book review. I will reply when you see it. Regarding whether it is Shuangjie, I will reply here uniformly, it is Shuangjie. Those who like gray can also read gray old books. That's all I have to say.

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Whose Moonlight Am I?69mo ago

Confess your love♡

To: Black and white Cinderella ✨Feeling like old friends at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life ✨My promise to you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years. ✨I always want to say that no matter where I go, what I want most is to be by your side ✨May we love each other until the end of time ✨I believe we can wait together until our black hair turns gray ✨You are here and I am here, even if the sea withers away and the rocks are in ruins ✨Not too gorgeous, just one sentence "I like you", but it can make each other care about each other. ✨You know, even if I am bruised and bruised, I still have the strength to love you ✨Some people you only look at once, but they affect their whole life ✨Life is like making dumplings. No matter what filling you are, I will wrap you tightly in my heart. No matter how the boiling water of life boils, my love for you can never be erased♡ ✨Love is hurt, how many people have suffered, how many memories have been ruined, love is sad, how much coldness has become cold, how many thoughts have been lost, even if moths fly to the flames, they still have no hesitation, only looking at love, hurting others and hurting themselves, but it cannot be cut off in a lifetime, I shed a long lovesickness, how many tears of infatuation are shed, drink a glass of turbid wine, and taste how many worldly love! If you are my lotus, then let me keep my love for you forever♡ ✨My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love ✨At least once in your life, forget yourself for someone I love you sincerely, please believe me, let the tide of love come closer to us little by little, no matter the wind or waves, I will stay by your side to shield you from the wind and rain. ✨If I want to love someone, I want to abandon everything and only want to be with her. ✨Love has no reason, it comes from the throbbing in the heart; love has no excuse, it comes from looking back a thousand times ✨Even if the world disappears, my love for you will still be there. Wear that oath gently on your finger, and from then on, the two of you will live forever ✨One growth only leads to one loss, only the old days bring us happiness ✨Love is very simple: one you, wholeheartedly ✨The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old slowly with you ✨Gently open your hands and let love stay at this moment ✨If there is a calm love, I will accompany you to watch the fleeting scenery ✨Although you are not the best, you are the only one I love deeply. ✨I am willing to spend thousands of reincarnations in exchange for you and me to last forever ✨You are forever, no matter how long, no matter how far away, I will love you forever. The vow of love will always be with you and me Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I can never forget your face again ✨I keep you in my heart, fold my palms, and silently pray to God to guide me in the direction. I don't ask for eternity, but I just want to be by your side. Missing you is something I don't have to think about every day. No matter how much time washes away, you have always stayed in my heart. ✨Although there are many flowers, there is no duplicate one. I hope you are my destiny for all my life. ✨There are many people who like you, including me, but there are very few people I love, only you. ✨No matter how the years change, my love for you never changes Just for one person, throughout my life, to the end of the world, I only wish you peace As long as I'm with you, there's nothing you don't want to do. Let me protect you forever. ✨We are all unique, any fate brings us together, and love keeps us together for a lifetime ✨On that day, you were the end of the world, and I was the corner of the sea, looking at each other. In that life, you were the bright moon, and I was the clear spring, with three lives of flowers and hair, and a lifetime of care. ✨I love you every day, I love you every moment, I miss you every moment, I miss you every minute, I hope God will make our life perfect ✨I was too late to participate in your past, but I will accompany you to the end. ✨I am waiting for you in spring, a promise made by mountains and rivers over time. If you look up and see clouds floating on the sky that day, it will be the most beautiful encounter in our lives. ✨Three parts of the world, for whom do we fight for hegemony? Now I have my sword pointing to the end of the world, but I just want to play the piano for you. From now on, I have no worries. ✨In that life, by the West Lake, you played the string for your beloved, and she danced gracefully for you. I couldn't play all the love from my previous life, and danced endlessly for a lifetime. The blue butterfly was drunk among the flowers, holding my hand to the end of the world. ✨Waiting for the flowers to bloom and fade, my love for you has never changed. ✨A lifetime of love, only for the beautiful woman. ✨Do you know that you are the person I love most? It is not impossible to go through fire and water for you. I have never loved so deeply. I feel like the luckiest person when I meet you. ✨Among millions of people, you and I first met in that golden year and that season of flowers blooming; in that day when the sun was shining brightly and the water was flowing on the small bridge, you and I knew each other; in that gentle summer breeze, when we were admiring the stars side by side, you and I fell in love ✨I would rather spend this life waiting for you to discover that I have always been by your side and never been far away ✨Love is not that profound. Being able to depend on each other is the greatest happiness ✨Because of you, I believe in true love, because of you, I believe in forever ✨I want to tell you loudly that you are always in my world ✨We all said that no matter what happens in the future, we must do well. Don't forget the promise we made naively. ✨When I miss you, you are in the sky. When I miss you, you are in front of me. When I miss you, you are in my mind. When I miss you, you are in my heart. ✨It's just this once in a lifetime, fall in love with the purpose of getting married, and then stay together like that. In the fleeting years of going back and forth, the years will be peaceful. ✨This is once in a lifetime, let's fall in love with the purpose of getting married! Believe in it one last time and keep walking until you grow old. ✨For me, nothing can be greater than you Love is the beating of your heart when you meet for the first time, but you still miss me after thousands of times. ✨Wherever you are, you have to be the end of the world that I miss ✨I will use my sincerity to accompany you and protect you for the rest of my life ✨Feeling like old friends at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life ✨My promise to you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years. ✨The only stinginess in this life is that you are mine Thinking that you are with me in my future, I am not afraid of anything else ✨With you by my side in 2020, I believe we will not be afraid of wind and rain ✨True love is like a novel full of life. If you read it casually, you will probably miss it; if you taste it carefully, you will shed tears most of the time; if you just let nature take its course, you will be fine. ✨As time goes by, youth gradually moves away from us. Accompanied by my infatuation, I touch the label of love. Wandering in your tenderness is my endless love. The melodious and firm melody is played only for you; the words of happiness and misfortune are written only for you; the naughty love words are danced only for you; you are so extraordinary. ✨My heart for you is like fresh beer, clear and sweet; my love for you is like wine, delicious and sweet; my love for you is like soju, passionate and strong; drunk in my arms, infinite love. ✨I ignore time, because I am waiting for you to appear; I ignore distance, because I am waiting for you to appear; I ignore language, because I miss you the same. My dear, I miss you ✨I hope it is sunshine, making you need it more; I hope it is oxygen, making you breathe happily; I hope it is roses, making your life beautiful; I hope it is text message, saying for me: I miss you ✨ I'm used to your care, your naughty, your gentleness, your smile, your voice, you are the light bulb in the dark, you are my only one. ✨The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; the other is that one day a long, long time ago, I met you *****It's great to meet you♡***** 2020.7.24 (Qin Xiaoxian, please understand, it's so sweet♡)

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